Jiu Jitsu

audience Reviews

, 72% Audience Score
  • Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
    Super cool action movie!
  • Rating: 0.5 out of 5 stars
    So, I'm thinking......"It's $6.99 and has Nic Cage in a "Cagienesque" role..what could go wrong?" All of it. It's incomprehensibly bad. Like, unwatchable after drinking tequila alone on a Saturday night bad. To review this in any depth is to simply give it power and energy which might make it live longer. Which it shouldn't since it's not even a grade-B movie. It's just awful. The fight scenes are some of the worst of all time unless you're maybe a 6 year old on either a sugar high or some steep withdrawals from all the sugar built up in your system and you're just sitting there...shuddering and hoping for your binky or maybe a stuffed unicorn but instead your forced to watch this unholy offering. I have no clue how this was filmed...it couldn't have been storeyboarded or planned out since it's a jumble of absolutely non-sensical scenes mashed together. I have no clue how it was financed ( although kudos to Cage for a paycheck) since most people value their money enough to NOT invest in something so righteously terrible. Everyone involved in this should pray to anyone and anything for whatever salvation awaits them in the next life because any good karma they had just evaporated from being part of this ...."film".
  • Rating: 0.5 out of 5 stars
    It's so bad that it could be goo...... wait, no, actually it's just bad. Trying to do too much stuff : martial art, explosion, aliens. And the main character... jeez he was the worst even if the rest of the casting is pretty good.
  • Rating: 0.5 out of 5 stars
    I was forced into watching this with some friends and I cannot stress enough how close to torture it was. I felt as if this movie committed several war crimes for being so horrible, and I thought of suing them on multiple occasions for the mental damage that it has done. Please for the love of god do anything else with your life than watch this movie. Literally take on a hobby like knitting or pilates, anything else that you do will be better than watching this disaster. You're welcome.
  • Rating: 2.5 out of 5 stars
    Sweet Jesus! what did I just watch...?! This is one part Predator and two parts magic mushrooms. It's mostly a mishmash of nonsense. There's a great cast of action icons, but they're lost in a convoluted mess of half-baked, but interesting ideas. The comic book editing was pretty cool though.
  • Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
    I saw Jiu Jitsu (a great martial art) , Nicolas Cage and aliens so I expected a great movie. However I couldn't stand it for more than 30 minutes : Weird acting, very bad editing and filming (even Youtubers can do better)...Don't waste your time with it guys.
  • Rating: 0.5 out of 5 stars
    90% of the film are poorly choreographed combats with cheap 90's synthetiser music. A new low for Cage who was the only reason I rented that movie🙄
  • Rating: 0.5 out of 5 stars
    Omg it predator without the actors, story or cinematography. Nicolas Cage should roll over in his grave for doing this pile of crapola ( if not already dead it time he committed ritual suicide) Thank god I used Google credit to purchase this steaming pile of horse manure
  • Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
    must watch, so bad that its very funny
  • Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
    Super fun film to watch!