Corporate Animals

Not just worst movie in the past year, one of the worst ever. I don't see how this movie ever could have been made without the TV series The Office having come before it. Cringeworthy like the office, but with attempts at gross-out humor that don't land.

Great cast and some funny moments but dear god is it rough

Worst movie ever it was a waste of time the whole movie was stupid none of it made any sense this is my most hated movie ever I will never watch it again I hate the ending where they had to push a large rock on Lucy's face there was no sense of doing that I hope they don't do a corporate Animals 2 because this was a bad the actors and the actresses were bad even the charming Demi Moore

Sets up good, then takes the plot in one bad direction after another.

This is the darkest film ever. I realise they are trapped in a cave but we can't see anything. And that is a huge problem with a comedy film. If you can't see the actors faces or body movements then it's not funny. It also feels horribly unoriginal hollow Hollywood waste of effort. The characters are just about watchable enough to stay with the film to the end, but only just. Try Severance (2006) for a better version of the exact same film. Or The Descent (2005) if you want to watch something set in a cave.

The office in a cave. Had a lot of potential but actually played it really safe. Could have gone much more over the top.

This movie feels like you're trapped inside the daydream of a seriously dissatisfied office worker who hates everyone they've ever had the displeasure of working with. Not enough funny moments to outweigh the general nastiness of the situation the characters find themselves in.

Good watch, could watch again, and can recommend. This is a movie full of familiar faces, all decent actors and/or funny, but I did stay because I wanted to see what they did with Nasim Pedrad (should have been Jasmine in the live action "Alladin"). While this has all the consistency of a decent horror/suspense/thriller (I honestly feel I've watched that movie), but is very much framed as a good corporate retreat comedy. It's all about the intra-personnel stories and work dynamics, but in a survival situation. For some reason I feel like that makes the majority of the jokes and situations even funnier, or at least absurd. Of course my favorite part of any survival story is how people break down as the situation gets worse and worse. While the movie doesn't really focus on that, in a competitive sense, for most of the movie, they definitely dive into people acting crazy. Like a slightly worse version of "The Office" in a cave, lol.

Nightmare-inducing. There is nothing more asphyxiating than getting buried in a cave with Lucy played by Demi Moore. The idea that you would use this metaphor to entertain people entering into a cave of theatre is Hellish. Save yourselves!

3.5/5. A fun dark comedy that doesn't go as far as it could have, but is still an enjoyable ride.